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BAND MEMBERS carls 10-4, buck trussel, felony dot, d. train
GENRE New Wave, Pop and Punk
SOUNDS LIKE crosswalk beepers for the blind
INFLUENCES b52s, run dmc, the carpenters, and of course the nicholson boys.
Check it out brah! So today this dude was riding his bike in the road, I was like DUDE WHAT THE HELL so I laid on the horn and he swerved out of the lane. I saw him hit the curb as I drove past him but I don't think he fell down or anything. My rear view mirror is all messed up because this chick I took home was using it to pick some meat out of her teeth so I couldn't tell for sure. Either way I don't know what his deal was but hopefully he learned his lesson. I like bikes though, my buddy T-bone who plays the skins in our band has a dirt bike and it's awesome.

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